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Deck The Halls
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Found A Peanut
From The Halls
Good King Wences
Gopher Girl
Gopher Guts
Gotta Booga
Hang Low
Hello Mutha
Hello Operator
Hole In The Bucket
In The Army Now
It's Raining It's Pouring
Jingle Bells
Joy To The World
Let It Snow
Me Chinese
Miss Lucy Had A Baby
Oh I Wish I Were A...
On Top Of Old Smokey
On Top Of Spaghetti
Peter Cottontail
A Place In France
Santa Claus
School Bus Driver
School's Out
The Worms
This Land Is Your Land
Up On A Mountain
Upon The Can
We Three Kings
Whistle While You Work

Note: This song could be interpreted as being ethnically insensitive. Please understand that we are presenting it here simply because it is a record of our past. We do not intend to imply that the maintainers of this site espouse or condone racial stereotypes in any way.

Sung to: This Old Man

Contributor anonymous
Region Cincinnati, OH
Notes "I was just thinking the other day about a particular little rhyme from my childhood and couldn't remember how the end went, or even if it had a second verse. You can post it on your site, but please, no credit is necessary.. I believe its sung to the theme of that "Knick Knack Paddy-Whack" song
The source is, sadly, from some adult extended family member of mine back when I was probably 5 or 6 years old."
Rating Silly, gross

Me Chinese,
Me play joke,
Me make pee-pee
In your Coke

Contributor The Grimace
Region Cincinnati, OH
Notes This was usually part of the Refrigerator gag. This version includes the missing lines.
Rating Silly, gross

Me Chinese, me play joke
Me go pee pee in your Coke
But that not the only naughty thing I do
Me pee in your lunch box too!