Battle Hymn
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Sung to: Battle Hymn Of The Republic

Contributors Heidi Stephens (Cincinnati, OH)
"Dodger" (unknown)
Notes from Heidi "Here's one that was a nagging little fragment in my head, now gorgeously 
revived thanks to Deja."
Rating Sociopathic

[Heidi's version]
My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher
We have broken every rule
We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal
Us brats keep marching on!

Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hid behind the door
With a loaded .44
And she ain't my teacher no more!

[Dodger's version]
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah,
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I hit her in the butt
With a rotten coconut
And my teacher ain't my teacher no more.