Sung to: Do Your Ears Hang Low
People quite frequently visit here searching for the lyrics
to one of the following:
Do Your Boys Hang Low
Do Your Balls Hang Low
Do Your Boobs Hang Low
Well here they are! Just substitute with your noun of choice, where necessary.
| Contributor |
Heather (Collie) Schmiedicke |
| Region |
Lafayette, IN |
| Notes |
"My buddy Beth Connor and I used to sing this
rendition of "Do Your Ears Hang Low" in the early 80's at
Tecumseh Junior High in Lafayette, IN" |
| Rating |
Naughty |
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
(Second verse the same, just insert "boobs" for "balls")
There's a Fruit
Of The Loom ad with this song that uses "boys" instead of
"balls". You can see it online at AdCritic.com (I think you need
a subscription there now though). Use the link
above or go there and search for "Boys Hang Low". There's
also a disturbing Internet cartoon going around of an elderly lady singing
"Do Your Boobs Hang Low." | 
