Hang Low
Home ] What's New ] Witty Comebacks ] Poems ] Pranks ] Sight Gags ] Songs ] Pattycake Songs ] Links ]

Baby Bumble Bee
Battle Hymn
The Big Fat Spider
Blue Bells
Boa Constrictor
Crazy Old Man From China
Dead Dog Rover
Deck The Halls
Down On The Banks
Found A Peanut
From The Halls
Good King Wences
Gopher Girl
Gopher Guts
Gotta Booga
Hang Low
Hello Mutha
Hello Operator
Hole In The Bucket
In The Army Now
It's Raining It's Pouring
Jingle Bells
Joy To The World
Let It Snow
Me Chinese
Miss Lucy Had A Baby
Oh I Wish I Were A...
On Top Of Old Smokey
On Top Of Spaghetti
Peter Cottontail
A Place In France
Santa Claus
School Bus Driver
School's Out
The Worms
This Land Is Your Land
Up On A Mountain
Upon The Can
We Three Kings
Whistle While You Work

Sung to: Do Your Ears Hang Low

People quite frequently visit here searching for the lyrics to one of the following:

Do Your Boys Hang Low
Do Your Balls Hang Low
Do Your Boobs Hang Low

Well here they are! Just substitute with your noun of choice, where necessary.
Contributor Heather (Collie) Schmiedicke
Region Lafayette, IN
Notes "My buddy Beth Connor and I used to sing this rendition of "Do Your Ears Hang Low" in the early 80's at Tecumseh Junior High in Lafayette, IN"
Rating Naughty

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
(Second verse the same, just insert "boobs" for "balls")

Contributor The Grimace

There's a Fruit Of The Loom ad with this song that uses "boys" instead of "balls". You can see it online at AdCritic.com (I think you need a subscription there now though). Use the link above or go there and search for "Boys Hang Low". 

There's also a disturbing Internet cartoon going around of an elderly lady singing "Do Your Boobs Hang Low."