Tis the season to be naughty
Falalalalalalalala
Tell your father he is crummy
Falalalalalalalala
Break a window, pop a tire
Falalalalalalalala
Light your teachers pants on fire
Falalalalalalalala
Deck the halls with gasoline
Falalalalalalalala
Light a match and watch it gleam
Falalalalalalalala
Watch the school burn down to ashes
Falalalalalalalala
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Falalalalalalalala!