Hagalina
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Contributor Grace (Keel) Hunt
Region Cincinnati, OH
Rating Very silly

Hagalina, Hagalina, ooka-walka-talka-walka oka-moka-poka was her name!!

She had two teeth in her mouth. One pointed north and the other pointed south.
Singin'...Hagalina, Hagalina, ooka-walka-talka-walka oka-moka-poka was her name!!

She had two hairs on her head. 
One was alive and the other was dead.
Singin'...Hagalina, Hagalina, ooka-walka-talka-walka oka-moka-poka was her name!

She had two pockets on her shirt. 
One held sugar and the other held dirt. 
Singin'...Hagalina, Hagalina, ooka-walka-talka-walka oka-moka-poka was her name!

She had two feet as big as doormats... [pause a little for the ingenious last bit]
Nobody knows how they got like that.
Singin' Hagalina, Hagalina, ooka-walka-talka-walka oka-moka-poka was her name!

One day a ten ton truck... [pause] ran over poor Hagaline... [pause to build suspense]
THE POOR TRUCK DRIVER HAD TO BUY A NEW MACHINE!
Singin' Hagalina, Hagalina, ooka-walka-talka-walka oka-moka-poka was her name.