Sung to: Gopher Guts (original tune)
| Contributor |
Heidi Stephens |
| Region |
Cincinnati, OH |
| Rating |
Very gross |
| Notes |
"This I do recall, and it's from so far back I can't even remember when." |
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey feet
Chopped-up baby parakeet
French fried eyeball floating in a pool of blood
And I forgot my spoon!
| Contributor |
Heidi Stephens |
| Region |
Cincinnati, OH |
| Rating |
Very gross |
| Notes |
Another variation. |
Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdies' feet
Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts
And I forgot my spoon!
So they gave me a ham sandwich with boogers on top
Monkey vomit and camel snot
Parakeet eye balls dipped in doo.
Yummy Yummy Yummy its good for you.
What for dinner? Horse manure
where'd you find it? In the sewer
| Contributor |
Shelly Morrison |
| Rating |
Feminist (and gross) |
Boys are made of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Chopped up parakeet, mutilated monkey meat,
French fried eyeballs rolling down a dirty street
Aren't you glad you brought your spoon?
---OR---
Aren't you glad you're not a boy?
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