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Sung to: Blow The Man Down (?)
| Contributor |
C.M. |
| Region |
Lawrenceburg, IN |
| Rating |
Macabre, psychotic |
My mother she told be to fix him some fish
Oh gee I don' wanna
I fixed him some fish and he ate up the dish
That crazy old man from China My mother she told me to give
him a bath
Oh gee I don' wanna
I fixed him a bath and he stuck up his *ss
That crazy old man from China My mother she told me to put
him to bed
Oh gee I don' wanna
I put him to bed and he chopped of his head
That crazy old man from China My mother she told me to bury
him deep
Oh gee I don' wanna
I buried him deep and he stuck up his feet
That crazy old man from China My mother she told me to chop
off the feet
Oh gee I don' wanna
I chopped off the feet and they ran down the street
That crazy old man from China!
| Contributor |
Julia Simmons |
| Region |
Southern Ohio |
| Rating |
Equally macabre and psychotic |
| Note |
The repeated lines in this version are both
different. It also has a couple new verses. |
My Mama told me to open the door
But I didn't wanna
I opened the door
He fell to the floor
Silly man from china
My Mama told me to take off his coat
But I didn't wanna
I took off his coat
He stank like a goat
Silly man from china
My Mama told me to get him a drink
But I didn't wanna
I got him a drink
He swallowed the sink
Silly man from china
My Mama told me to put him to bed
But I didn't wanna
I put him to bed
He chopped off his head
Silly man from china
My Mama told me to bury him deep
But I didn't wanna
I buried him deep
He stuck up his feet
Silly man from china | 
