Crazy Old Man From China
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Note: This song could be interpreted as being ethnically insensitive. Please understand that we are presenting it here simply because it is a record of our past. We do not intend to imply that the maintainers of this site espouse or condone racial stereotypes in any way.

Sung to: Blow The Man Down (?)

Contributor C.M.
Region Lawrenceburg, IN
Rating Macabre, psychotic

My mother she told be to fix him some fish
Oh gee I don' wanna
I fixed him some fish and he ate up the dish
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to give him a bath
Oh gee I don' wanna
I fixed him a bath and he stuck up his *ss
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to put him to bed
Oh gee I don' wanna
I put him to bed and he chopped of his head
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to bury him deep
Oh gee I don' wanna
I buried him deep and he stuck up his feet
That crazy old man from China

My mother she told me to chop off the feet
Oh gee I don' wanna
I chopped off the feet and they ran down the street
That crazy old man from China!
Contributor Julia Simmons
Region Southern Ohio
Rating Equally macabre and psychotic
Note The repeated lines in this version are both different. It also has a couple new verses.

My Mama told me to open the door
But I didn't wanna
I opened the door
He fell to the floor
Silly man from china

My Mama told me to take off his coat
But I didn't wanna
I took off his coat
He stank like a goat
Silly man from china

My Mama told me to get him a drink
But I didn't wanna
I got him a drink
He swallowed the sink
Silly man from china

My Mama told me to put him to bed
But I didn't wanna
I put him to bed
He chopped off his head
Silly man from china

My Mama told me to bury him deep
But I didn't wanna
I buried him deep
He stuck up his feet
Silly man from china