Oh, I wish I were a little round orange, round orange,
Oh, I wish I were a little round orange.
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, over everybody's shirty,
Oh, I wish I were a little round orange!
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap, bar of soap,
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I'd go shiny, shiny, shiny, over everybody's hiney,
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap!
Oh, I wish I were a little brown sparrow, brown sparrow,
Oh, I wish I were a little brown sparrow.
I'd sit up on the steeple and spit at all the people,
Oh, I wish I were a little brown sparrow!
(This is the best verse and I have to credit Jeanie Schimian for coming up with this one.)
Oh, I wish I were a little blade of grass, blade of grass,
Oh I wish I were a little blade of grass.
Along comes a doggy, and then I get all soggy,
Oh, I wish I were a little blade of grass!