There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall
Where the men can see it all

Contributor	Michael Tanigawa
Rating	Bizarre and naughty
Note	"Here is another one I remember from the 1st grade (1962-63)"

There's a land called Mars
Where the ladies smoke cigars
And the men come along
With a cigar ding-a-long

Contributor	C.M.
Rating	Lusty, then bizarre, then scary
Note	This one might be seen as politically incorrect, but it's something kids really sang in Lawrenceburg, Indiana, during the 70s.

There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
And the dance they do
Is enough to kill a Jew
And the Jew they kill
Is enough to take a pill
And the pill they take
Is enough to fry a snake
And the snake they fry
Is enough to tell a lie
And the lie they tell
Is enough to go to hell