A Place In France
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Sung to: unknown (Arabian sounding tune often used in cartoons)

Contributor The Grimace
Rating Lusty

There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall
Where the men can see it all
Contributor Michael Tanigawa
Rating Bizarre and naughty
Note "Here is another one I remember from the 1st grade (1962-63)"

There's a land called Mars
Where the ladies smoke cigars
And the men come along
With a cigar ding-a-long
Contributor C.M.
Rating Lusty, then bizarre, then scary
Note This one might be seen as politically incorrect, but it's something kids really sang in Lawrenceburg, Indiana, during the 70s.

There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
And the dance they do
Is enough to kill a Jew
And the Jew they kill
Is enough to take a pill
And the pill they take
Is enough to fry a snake
And the snake they fry
Is enough to tell a lie
And the lie they tell
Is enough to go to hell