Master
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Master
The Puckles Song
The Smallest One

by The Grimace, 1994

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Master's takin' me for a ride
Master's takin' me for a ride
And I don't care where we go
Just as long as we go fast
I just hang out the window
And watch the world go flying past
(repeat last 4 lines)

Master yelled at me last night
Master yelled at me last night
And I don't know what I did
But I know I made him mad
So I ran away and hid
All alone and feelin' sad
(repeat last 4 lines)

Oh, woe is me
When I make Master angry
But he always forgets
If I give him time
When I know it's safe
I come out and lick his face
Then he gives me a pet
And it feels all right

Master leaves me behind sometimes
Master leaves me behind sometimes
But I meet him coming in the door
When he finally finds his way back home
And I almost knock him to the floor
Just because I'm glad I'm not alone
(repeat last 4 lines)

I am so happy
When Master's here with me
He is my greatest friend
He is my Master
Even on rougher days
When he is far away
I know I'm special to him
I love my Master
I love my Master