Bad Breath
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Bad Breath
The Obvious Joke
The Unfunny Joke
Contributor The Grimace
Region Cincinnati, OH
Notes We did this at Covedale Elementary. 
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Ideally, the person you do this to should be about your height.


No preparation necessary.


  1. Get face-to-face with some kid and get him to say something.
  2. In response, make a stinky face and wave your hand in front of your face a couple of times like the kid has nasty breath.
  3. Recite the poem, Listerine.
  4. Walk away.