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Contributor: The Grimace
Region: Cincinnati, Ohio
Rating: Totally gross
Notes: I can't remember where I learned this as a kid, but I know I
heard it before the 1989 movie Parenthood
came out. Rhythmically, this chant follows the same pattern as Rupture.
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When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
Contributor: Claire Williams
Region: Wales, UK
Rating: Equally gross |
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea |
