Idle Child

Welcome, nostalgic surfers!

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What's New - Recent additions.

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Witty Comebacks - Things kids say in the face of adversity.

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Poems - The verse that can't get much worse.

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Pranks - Jokes kids play on folks.

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Sight Gags - Jokes so complex they need step-by-step illustrations.

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Songs - Apparently Batman smells and someone covered Old Smoky with cheese.

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Links - As if all that weren't enough.

The purpose of this page is to document the little songs, poems, and games that made growing up in North America more bearable. Some were quaint, some were obscene (by grade school standards), but they all contributed to the collective consciousness of our culture. They are part of who we are.

A lot of the items you'll find here are incomplete, or may be different from versions that you remember. Please share your memories, and any items you remember that aren't already here.

It's not a memo, it's a:

Mission Statement

"It is this site's solemn duty
to preserve the lore of doody."

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